OVS - The Dirk Despair Fan Club

You can now join the rest of us in our state of Despair with The Dirk Despair Fan Club thanks to fan club president Spooky Sue who lives on a remote asteroid called Glom which is drifting slowly put surely into the event horizon of a nearby Black Hole. Rather than try and save herself from this impending disaster, Sue has put together a pack including membership card, signed portrait and newsletter for all equally dismal fans of Dirk Despair.

Membership of The Dirk Despair Fan Club is free when requested with any comic bought or stamp addressed envelope supplied or send 50p in any shape or form to the address or e-mail given in the shop. Get one before all of the membership packs, Sue and the asteroid of Glom disappear into a super massive gravitational trap.

Anyone who would like to join The Dirk Despair Fan Club but cannot be bothered, gains the privilege of being an honorary member.

When asked for a comment about the new fan club, Dirk Despair failed to utter an intelligible word before sliding off his chair and lay slumped in a close semblance of death for several weeks.

You may now return to your apathy.