News - Scientists Closer to Impenetrable Void Black (TM)

The BBC has reported that scientists on our world are closer to producing a pigment that reflects almost no or very little light, composed of carbon nanotubes.

Fans of Dirk Despair of course already know that the two darkest pigments in the universe are in fact Ultimate Void Black (TM) and Impenetrable Void Black (TM) 'The perfect fusion of the arts of pigments and super-gravitational physics' - AXO Marketing Board.

Dirk Despair failed to react to the news.

Read more about your planet's primitive advances at:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7190107.stm