The blog has mutated into a nano-bacterial lifeform...

Since the last blog post, the blog has mutated into a nano-bacterial lifeform. As the last few months pastby, so the lifeform multiplied, until such time as it became sentient. Realising what Paul had been posting in past blogs, it developed a new mutation, and, cleverly, decided that its first course of action would be to change the blog password. Hence why Paul has been unable to blog anything since mid august.